my dog was supposed to be a police dog but he failed the training for it because he was too much of a wimp. the trainers said that when he was supposed to be attacking dummies he’d run up to them and roll over and wag his tail and they also said he was the worst failure they’d ever seen
- I like my brain
- I like my mobility/senses/speech/abilities
- I know for a fact that the one time I fall without one, I will be two inches from the ground wishing I had it on, and kicking myself for not taking the five seconds to put it on my head and fasten it.
- Last but not least: