anewtypeofbomb:

i hope they have goody ouchless hair ties in hell

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chimneyfish:

A Beauty In Violet, 1909
Paul-François Quinsac

chimneyfish:

A Beauty In Violet, 1909

Paul-François Quinsac

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shutupaubrey:

My bf got me a rose the other day and it literally blossomed perfectly I feel like beauty and the beast

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Tags: me at work

laughhard:

In a video game there would definitely be something hidden behind this wall

laughhard:

In a video game there would definitely be something hidden behind this wall

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thevirginiamermaid:

Who’s ready for my mermaid themed room tour? 💙🌊🌾🐚🐬💦I’ve been working on this for about a week now and I finally have everything up and cleaned

Are you sure this isn’t a shot from monsters inc.?

thevirginiamermaid:

Who’s ready for my mermaid themed room tour? 💙🌊🌾🐚🐬💦I’ve been working on this for about a week now and I finally have everything up and cleaned

Are you sure this isn’t a shot from monsters inc.?

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  

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"It’s okay to have weird patches on the bottoms of your feet
And scars where your toes join your soles.
It’s okay to have thick ankles with grooved ladders up the back and places where the razor nicked or missed.
It’s okay if your stubble never goes away and you have more scarred bug bites than freckles and the “definition” on your legs is all lighting.
It’s okay that your thighs are bumpy and big and squishy and thick and strong.
It’s okay if there’s red grooves where they touch and meet your pelvis and the hair there is coarse and short from attempts to keep it away.
It’s okay that your belly is soft even when you flex and your waist isn’t tiny at all and your hip bones will never poke up at your bikini.
It’s okay if your ribcage is big; that’s what holds your heart.
That’s what holds your lungs when you’re sad and giving up and they push you on anyway.
It’s okay if your boobs are little or big or droopy or flat or perky or wide or thin or not there at all.
It’s okay to have big nipples.
It’s okay to have small nipples.
It’s okay to have hairy nipples.
It’s okay that your skin bunches up at armpits; everyone’s does.
It’s okay that you’re covered in skin and thick flesh, scars and freckles, moles and stretch marks and hair.
It’s okay to sweat and smell and forget to brush your teeth sometimes.
It’s okay if your shoulders are huge and you can’t see your collarbone without shrugging and your arms sag and your cuticles are beyond repair.
It’s okay to have flesh between your chin and your jawline, and have acne there and on your temples, forehead, cheeks, chin, and that space right between your (un)tweezed eyebrows.
Hair is okay. All hair and lack thereof is okay.
All of it is okay."

— Things to say to yourself in the bathtub (via freeingeileen)

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leanonstephen:

Big Bang theory followed by two and a half men? What a perfect night of turning the tv off.

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hannibb:

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

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considerthishippie:

What is a flotation tank?

500 kg of Epsom salts are added to 1000 litres of water, creating a 30 cm deep solution, which is heated to 35.5 degrees C (skin temperature).

The temperature of the water means that once you are settled in the tank, it is virtually impossible to distinguish between parts of the body that are in contact with the water, and those that aren’t, in effect “fooling” the brain into believing that the person is floating in mid-air.

courageousbox:

a red panda eating sushi.

courageousbox:

a red panda eating sushi.

(via shemeanswar)